March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
eddave:
SAYING HETEROSEXUALITY ERASURE EXISTS IS LIKE SAYING TRANS* PRIVILEGE EXISTS
AND BY THAT I MEAN
YOURE STUPID
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“There is a feeling of being threatened by things that aren’t “normal,” and a...”
– C.K. Ferrier (in “Bi Any Other Name: Bisexual People Speak Out”)
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
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“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. the flip side would say FUCK YOU.)
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Straight bitches
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
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i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
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All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I... →
